poot da lime in da coconut... and shake it all up! Yeah!
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Workjay |
Pina Coladas good |
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sumpin' else that rockman and I can agree on...
poot da lime in da coconut... and shake it all up! Yeah! |
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rockman |
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Why not enjoy what you drink??
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Workjay |
Yeah... | ||
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when ya first started on 'bout them... my first impression was...
hmmm... wee bit *#%$%... maybe... but shouldn't knock it till ya try it.... right? but then again... can't beat titties n' beer! drunk again... |
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Herb |
Re: Pina Coladas good | ||
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Yeaaaaaaaaaahh--- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LxC3M-Yngs
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Workjay |
actually... | ||
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wees be fergettin' all about the pineapple here....
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rockman |
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Not me, I use pineapple rum.
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geogeek |
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Forgot I logged off and lost the post. You all, including me, seem to be fueled by the same stuff. Pineapple or no pineapple. I decided I would learn how to
play Margaritaville on my guitar when I was in college. Of course a bottle of tequila and the fixins with a blender were in order. I even got some twinkies to
make the episode correct. I didn't have any baking tourists or the smell of shrimp, but I figured out the song. I got very, very drunk. I did not step on
any pop tops though. I even managed to make it through my chemistry homework too. Did I say very, very drunk. I passed out on the floor hard. My brother I had
not heard from in months called me from Germany at 4:00am, and my cousin woke me up to take the call. I convinced them both it is not a good idea to wake me up
after I just learned a new song. Who's to blame? I was passed out on the floor minding my own snores. Watch out for that music; it can cause you real
problems. I blame Jimmy. I was running a smooth course up to that point.
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geogeek |
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For some reason that song made me really hung over the next day.
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Workjay |
Twinkies? | ||
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Okay..... whatever makes your episodes correct...
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geogeek |
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sponge cake
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geogeek |
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When I am feeling rotten and near computer with internet, who is safe? I am sick, and tired of being sober while I'm sick. Supposedly ethanol fouls up the
antibiotics I am taking. I just went and got me a hard lemonade. Oh well. Maybe I will gain some inspiration. Or pass out shortly after I piss someone off. I
am figuring out some of those bruises.
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geogeek |
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I don't understand this, I want some pineapple, so I stand out on the road with a sign that says Hawaii. No one will give me a ride. Do I need to get a
haircut?
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geogeek |
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I am so in trouble. I have so many people angry at me, and all I can do is joke because it feels so good. I will continue if I am not totally bumped. Please do
smile, or even laugh if it comes to you. Remember, all is well.
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geogeek |
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I may be gone indefinitely. Do enjoy the stuff I write. Like Rockman said, "All is well". OK?
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rockman |
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You needing a ride reminded me of an incident years ago. I don't know why.
But it is kind of funny... When I was still in my teens, and was running around with my future wife and some buddies, we thought up a way to get a laugh. Always cutting up in those days. We took a pair of jeans, a shirt, boots, hat, and one of those styrafoam wig heads with a wig, and made a dummy. We bought a dollar bag of balloons, those kind that blow up big and long, and blowed them up and stuffed them in the pant legs and filling the shirt. We fastened everything together with safety pins. We did such a good job on this guy that he could stand up by himself! And he looked good! From behind it looked like a person, and from a distance even his face looked real because the girls put makeup on the wig head. After playing around with him for a while, someone (probably me) got the bright idea of laying him in the road in front of the house. It was a neighborhood road and not real busy but did get a little traffic. So we took him out on the edge of the road, and laid him out in such a way that it looked like he had been hit by a car. It was dark out, so it had to be just right or he "would" get runned over! Anyway, we laid him outstretched, one arm flung back behind him and one arm outstretched. By the outstretched arm we took a cup of soda and throwed the cup and all in front of him like he fell and threw it himself. Laid a crumpled empty pack of smokes beside him, and also bent one of the legs around to apear to be unnatural. And to top it off, as a special effect, laid a burning cigarette beside his face. It looked perfect, and it worked very well, four of five cars noticed and drove by slowly looking, but did not get out. We were upstairs by a screen door laying on the floor listening to the OMG comments people were saying and laughing our a$$es off! Till the cops showed up. It wasn't just one cop checking it out, no, it was closer to ten cop cars. And that wasn't all. A cop helicopter showed up with the spotlight. And a ambulence. For some odd reason everyone seemed to arrive before they checked on the guy. Finally, one of the medics reaches down to his kneck and realizes it's a dummy! Everybody got quiet, and then very luckily for us, they all started laughing! For 20 minutes or so they stood around laughing and passing him around, till one of the ballooons popped, and then more laughing with a comment on calling medi-vac! Then they took him...to jail I suppose. Lost a new pair of jeans it that deal. Kinda miss those days! |
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Larry KS |
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Hilarious ! I shudda knowed you back then.
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geogeek |
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No kidding!!! Are you sure you didn't live down the block from me.
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rockman |
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Geek, probably a good thing I didn't live down the block from you!! LoL!!
Larry, I wish I could have spent some time with you in your younger years. I really mean that. |
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